of Rocko's Keys to Being a Caluhdge Grad
62HubMobbin' Like its V-Day in Chicago, circa 1929
Interducktion
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Im Rocko the colledge graduit. I wanted to help HubPages and the HubPage Comunity become better! I'm going to write this to help u.
BEER! U must always need sum have it
Bear is always gud!!!1
Diz Foto shows Too in achtung!
Romeanse
Okay guys we all know chix don't dig beer usually. U hafta train them to down it like us, becuz their bodies can't handle it well. U will quickly be having more fun than you've ever known!
Aboot Kaffene
Kaffene
Starbux invented coffee but they make u spend lots of $ fir it. I got a nice cheap coffee maker in Targe` und u can buy ground coffee in a store now too!!!1
Aboot Diieit
4 Food Grups
Keep in mind ur 4 fud grups! Don't eat 2 much and always drink plenty of beer!!!1
I hope I helps u!
Talk to me! Especially Chix who dig Beer!Loading...
LOL thanks for contributing G|M
I feel better already! I feel... VINDICATED.
Im not seeing the chix yet!
Ah hah, man, its so fun to be in character.
HAHA--I already follow this diet. :D
That r halarryus!
Janetta r u single?
Thanks Kelsey r u single? ;)
Rocko
OMG (ditto ryan) the panda behind the wheel! that is g.o.o.d.!!
Thanks for leaving me a comment Candie. =)
I try to extrude out the best of the best...or make it look good by gluing it together. (see: lxxy speaks of heLP MD. ;)
G|M
Dear Rocko,
Yes I am single. However, I am also sober ;-).
Kelsey
Deer Kelsheyyy,
Beer is gud 4 u. I half lots. U should meat me.
Rocko
Dear Rocko, Iam only interested in threesomes. Is that a problem?
lol. what a language it is.
Wayyyy 2 go Rocko. I'm wit' u on the drinkin.
I jus wanna be wit' uuuuuuuu :)
Very funny GM :)
Deer Janetta,
Half ewe met Kelsey?
Rocko
frogdropping,
Do u like beer? Or r u a vodka purson? mah mom told me never to trust a russian that wasn't mixed with kaluah.
Rocko
Dear Rocko,
If there's a sheep involved, forget it.
Kelsey *but winks at Janetta*
Dere Kelsheyyy,
No mah brutha tried dat and it just got him on utube.
Sounds like Janetta, u, and eye, shuld meat 4 beer.
Rocko
I like beer! It makes me a jolly good fellow! I like beer! It helps me unwind and sometimes it makes me feel mellow...
Can anyone name that tune/singer or are you all too young? ;-)
Ohh, ho-ho-ho, you doubt my Google parsing abilities? ;)
And Google says....Tom T Hall! =D
G|M
Marzapan...train, new century...I'm thinking that's a reference to a certain scientist....
Any takers?
Drink 'till you want me. Like we haven't all done that at some point. :)
Acchhh! LOL Cats for peoplez. You haz them. Thumbs up.
HAHHAHAA...I can't stop laughing! Help!!!!
Tis vary Fonny! I tink I will have another Gud Beer! Thombs up fer use. :-)
Women drink Orange Vodka in Colleg among other flavord s%$t,haha;)
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